Gentle reminder that not everything is about sex. It’s totally fine to fall in love with someone or even be married to them workout having sex.
Hell yeah, I’m married to the workout. 💪💪🏋️
Nah that’s just what the asexuals want you to believe

Aah yes he turned it sideways! There was double-size smut in there!
I have borne witness to such double page degeneracy! It was a picture!
It pleased me greatly.
Looking at the centre fold there.
Turning it around trying to figure out what’s what.
I’d be rather disappointed when he turned human, I imagine. Not what I was signing up for at all.
dragging his ass back to the witch that cursed him
excuse me ma’am could we get the same one again please
I think the makers of Shrek learned that lesson
“Who TF is this guy?!”
Yeah, I remember watching that and was thinking, “now this guy’s just some schlub with no redeeming characteristics, change him back dammit.”
There was an interview with Emma Watson around the live action movie release where she commented along those lines. Something to the effect of, “It’s sad in a way when he becomes human. I was just thinking, ‘You were quite nice before, actually’, you know?”
Made no difference, she was in it for the library anyway.
It also adds some new flavor to the reason why when Gaston picked up one of her books and he started twisting it around left and right to try to make sense of it.
I can only imagine what was going through his mind.
(Un?)fortunately for him, it was a corrupted coloring book. Maybe it awakened something within him?
lmao
how does that even anatomically work?
Centrefold?
Red rocket 🚀
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Same thing, but Mulan and Shen
Women and bestiality, an uncomfortable conversation.
It’s beast-iality, definitely, but he’s an intelligent adult and can clearly communicate his desires, so it’s closer to xenophilia (meaning actual extraterrestrials, not just humans from other cultures)
Yep. Scooby and Velma totally kosher for the same reason
Put down the peanut butter, and step away from the dog…
Theoretically, sure, but that’s pretty fucked up to do to shaggy
Velma is canonically a lesbian in several versions and Shaggy is unironically capable of getting with many women. Seriously Shaggy the chick magnet is canon.
It’s shaggy and scooby…
Velma and Daphne are together, but that’s an open relationship, so it’s not a problem for Daphne.
Teratophilia actually.
Its anthropomorphic fetishizing of animals. That they would still fuck a dog as long at its human enough, is revolting.
If it can consent, what’s the problem?
The bestiality part.
I doubt its just one gender that wants to bang non-humans
I don’t need to click the link, I know exactly what this is, and I fully approve.






