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    creed thoughts website from the office

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      Keep it running

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    Wait til this person sees 192.168.1.1

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    The next gen of Claude will just steal your CC info from Chrome and sign you up for an AWS free trial without your consent.

    But hey, at least it’ll work, right?

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      You’re right! I did rack up $20,000 in AWS usage fees.

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    it would’ve been cool if the only type of website AI could do would’ve been good old GEOCITIES garish monstrocity. that would’ve justified the existence of AI. But since the only good AI website that doesn’t fall apart is minimalist white - why even bother?

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    I remember when my dad was skeptical that I copied a game from my friend’s computer onto ours via floppy disk. “A game is too big nowadays to fit on a floppy,” he said. “Just you wait,” I said.

    I had copied the shortcut from the desktop.

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      Oo! I have one for this! (Digs through meme collection.)

    • whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works
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      You have a promising future in middle management.

      • FishFace@piefed.social
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        😭

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      A guy I know thought he made a backup of all his family photos on an external hard disk. He only copied the shortcuts.

      He only found out after disposing of the old computer…

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        Ow.

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      Oh how excited you must have been when you copied the shortcut onto your computer’s desktop and saw that it transferred over just fine.

      And then how disappointed once you tried clicking on that shortcut…

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    “it works on my machine”

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    • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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      Then we’ll ship your machine!

      • wewbull@feddit.uk
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        …and docker was born.

    • Blurntout@lemmy.ca
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      Wheezing

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    I see your screenshot of a tweet of a photo of a projection of a screenshot and raise you a screenshot:

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      https://xkcd.com/1683/

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      Pure poetry

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      I’ll take a screenshot of that.

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          First beans, then jeans, then Deans. Now screens?

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            I feel like I missed the jeans. And i’m fine with that.

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              We had beans in jeans.

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            you got they motherfuckin ass

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        • defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip
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          What is this?

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            https://store.steampowered.com/app/2273430/BlazBlue_Entropy_Effect/

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        And print it.
        On a 9 pin dot matrix printer.

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    The only hope is that this bubble burst so badly and they will lose so much money that for years companies will shit their pants before trying anything new.

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      They will not shit their pants… They will simply raise prices for consumers and small business depending on them.

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        It’s seeming more and more likely that the tax payers will directly bail out all these shitheads.

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          Already are in the form of bogus contracts and subsidies. Why do you think Musk jumped right into this? Ripping off the government (i.e. us) is his entire business model.

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        they’re gonna shit our pants again arent they

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          Always do.

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      No need to have as many people employed when they’re not trying anything new though. So that sucks too

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    This is pretty impressive. Looks pixel for pixel what I’ve been building for months now.

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    AI put the entire internet on my machine!

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    Looks great! Well, good luck!

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    it has

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      Only in the sense that it’s being used as a scapegoat for layoffs

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        oh 100% - but also:

        • Stanford HAI’s 2026 AI Index found employment for software developers aged 22–25 fell nearly 20% since 2024, while employment for developers aged 30 and over continued growing. The entry-level ladder is being pulled up, not the whole building.

        https://axis-intelligence.com/ai-job-displacement-statistics/

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          Hasn’t this been happening for longer than that? Nobody wants to hire juniors if you can just poach them when they know how to do things

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          they are in for a surprise in 5-8 years, when they find these 30 yo ones don’t grow on trees…

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      https://worldmetrics.org/ai-job-loss-statistics/

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        Most jobs lost to AI were not replaced by AI but cut so they could use their salaries to pay for more hardware.

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          I’m not sure if this is meant to be a refutation, so apologies if I misinterpreted. But cut jobs to buy hardware sounds to me like jobs lost due to AI, no?

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            AI isn’t replacing those jobs. Those jobs were lost to fund speculation. AI isn’t doing their jobs, their former coworkers are doing more work. It’s an important distinction. Those salaries are funding things that don’t exist yet, so the workers couldn’t have been replaced by them.

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              It feels like a distinction no one is strictly trying to make in this thread, to me. The OP picture says AI has made us unemployed. Commenter at top of chain says it has, and provided a source to show job loss due to AI.

              I mean, I just don’t think the people who have lost their jobs due to AI care much if it was because the AI directly replaced them or just made their former coworker more efficient.

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                It matters very much whenever discussing AI, as to whether AI is actually performing the jobs of workers who lost their jobs. There’s a very powerful marketing machine at work which is partially responsible for convincing businesses to make these speculative moves. Speculation and a bubble are killing jobs. “AI” is by and large is not replacing workers.

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          is that a feeling or backed by data? losses are largely due to automation

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