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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

Any advice appreciated

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Any advice appreciated

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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Hope you chose the “rich parents” background or you’re gonna struggle the entire game.

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      Also, you should’ve already bought a house about 35 years ago. If you didn’t, that is a personal failing on your part.

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        Thats mostly true. You could also have a dying relative who could leave one to you as well.

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        True. You should have invested 69 years ago too. Such a looser

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          Should’ve bought 420 oz of gold 69 years ago, otherwise you’re screwed.

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            I’d double the bet.

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      Yeah I feel sorry for anyone who will be alive in 50 years. There is a pretty good chance there will be a global famine due to ecological collapse of the world’s oceans that wipes out hundreds of millions of people if not billions.

      It’s too late to save the whales and the fish.

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        That’s doomer talk. Look on the bright side…

        I’ll be back to edit once I figure out what to put.

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          Nope. There is nothing we can do to stop the inevitable collapse of vertibrate life in the ocean. This type of extinction event has happened at least two other times in the past. It’s not a matter of if at this point, but when. It could be 50-150 years.

          It’s going to get very bad before humanity wakes up.

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            At least the politicians and billionaires won’t bear any consequences for it.

            Hey, waitaminute! That’s not a good thing!

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            I’ll quote the original Twister:

            “It’s coming right for us!”

            “It’s already here.”

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              “I gotta go we go cows!”

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              “Right hand… red.”

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        It’s no good saving whales anymore

        They’ve packed up and flew out their bowls

        Carrying all other sea life in parcels

        Addressed to a conquistador

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      Bro theres a patch, its a quicktime event now, if ya fail it ya dont get the rich parents anymore

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      You might become a Musk or Trump though

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        “Bro, your cash isn’t even controlled by any attribute; there’s no need to make INT and WIS dump stats.”

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