Sadly, there’s a lot of countries where the tip is gone
Stay away from republicans.
That lil dude just raised the average user age (even if most its users claim 01 Jan 1970 as their “birthdate”)
watch out for scammers tomorrow
Keep that chipper attitude my friend you’re gonna fucken need it
Stop Lyin’ first off, You might be movie newborn, but you don’t get that perfect around head and attentive stares for quite a while
r/lies foiled again
Also looks like the neck is lifting the head, which can be possible for a newborn, but not to the degree in the picture.
Eye contact, social, almost smirking expression. Deliberate smiles like that take about 6–8 weeks. Newborns tend to look squished and red, with puffy eyelids and unfocused eyes. The eyes look clear and coordinated rather than wandering, and the swaddle sleep sack is common through roughly the first 3–4 months, before rolling over, which usually ends swaddling.
Climb back in. It’s terrible out here.
Quick, before the portal closes!
Is this what the show Sliders was an allegory for?
Change server, this one needs a wipe
Go back in.
Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don’t skip leg day, and you’ll be more productive if you sleep less… You can sleep when you’re dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).
seamen 🛥🌊
See? Men! 👨👨👀
Batch prep snail muffins. Listen to dude bro podcast. Keep a notebook on how much your turds weigh.
Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don’t need advice, you’ll do just fine.
He has a fine future in politics.
Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams
Sorry, it’s too late. You needed to start training 9 months ago to become a successful pianist.
If they want to live in Stockholm when they reach their 30s they’ll have to get in a queue today.
Why is this baby so unrealistically cute? Is it real? Do babies even smile like that?
This baby looks like it’s trying to jog, and give someone the “hello” face as they pass.
They do, but it usually means they have trapped wind, and, if it isn’t resolved soon, that’s going to become everyone’s problem.
Looks real to me. We’re programmed to see babies as cute, because that’s good for our survival.
Or rather we descended from those who saw them as cute because it was good for theirs
Hope you chose the “rich parents” background or you’re gonna struggle the entire game.
Also, you should’ve already bought a house about 35 years ago. If you didn’t, that is a personal failing on your part.
Thats mostly true. You could also have a dying relative who could leave one to you as well.
True. You should have invested 69 years ago too. Such a looser
Should’ve bought 420 oz of gold 69 years ago, otherwise you’re screwed.
I’d double the bet.
Yeah I feel sorry for anyone who will be alive in 50 years. There is a pretty good chance there will be a global famine due to ecological collapse of the world’s oceans that wipes out hundreds of millions of people if not billions.
It’s too late to save the whales and the fish.
That’s doomer talk. Look on the bright side…
I’ll be back to edit once I figure out what to put.
Nope. There is nothing we can do to stop the inevitable collapse of vertibrate life in the ocean. This type of extinction event has happened at least two other times in the past. It’s not a matter of if at this point, but when. It could be 50-150 years.
It’s going to get very bad before humanity wakes up.
At least the politicians and billionaires won’t bear any consequences for it.
Hey, waitaminute! That’s not a good thing!
I’ll quote the original Twister:
“It’s coming right for us!”
“It’s already here.”
“I gotta go we go cows!”
“Right hand… red.”
It’s no good saving whales anymore
They’ve packed up and flew out their bowls
Carrying all other sea life in parcels
Addressed to a conquistador
Bro theres a patch, its a quicktime event now, if ya fail it ya dont get the rich parents anymore
You might become a Musk or Trump though
“Bro, your cash isn’t even controlled by any attribute; there’s no need to make INT and WIS dump stats.”
