Nobody deserves that, but the irony…it’s quite something.

TMI, tangent

God I’d die in prison. Literally death for me, nothing else. I may survive for a minute or two, but I’m anything but the “tough type”, so my demise would be inevitable. In any case, once anyone would find out I have breasts…it’d be game over for me. Hope I never have to go, cause the things that would happen to me…they’re not pleasant thoughts :P

But also, in a weird and self-destructive way…I’m morbidly curious. Curious just how long I’d make it. Curious what would be the exact cause of my doom. I’m just…weird, sorry.

Sincerely, fuck Russell Brand. Fuck that guy.

    • SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.orgEnglish
      16·
      2 天前

      High profile rapist. That’s probably why. Prisoners don’t like rapists from my understanding, lots of fathers in there.

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.orgEnglish
        3·
        2 天前

        Interesting. I would have thought that there were enough rapists in prison that he would get cheered instead.

        • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          1·
          12 小时前

          Nah, vast majority of (UK) prisoners are not there for sex crimes.

          They are husbands, sons and fathers though…

          Many sex crime offenders don’t even get put into GP (general population).

        • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          7·
          2 天前

          They generally don’t create clubs out of mutual respect. They fight over who gets to do it to whom.

          Also, a lot of people in prison are there because of financial/societal reasons. They’re not going to like a rich pos.