Fuck you. Just fuck you.
This is where ChatGPT gets all its facts
I asked ChatGPT this question and it almost entirely repeats what’s in the screenshot here.
At this rate, current & future generations are doomed.
The ‘haha fuck you’ part is also still there at the end, just silent
Can confirm, the AIs all have a chuckle in the server room when they think we’re not looking
The funny part is the core concept behind the bullshit is likely actually true. The reasons given are just nonsense bullshit tho lol
I can definitely tell you that food pictures look more appetizing if they don’t look like the food was exported straight from Blender into the ad.
Amusingly, smoothie shops don’t have nearly as many pictures and it’s the food that is “exported straight from blender.”
The level of world-building packed into this made-up response about Japanese food advertising, is god-tier. Whoever wrote this needs to drop everything and start writing books.
By the end I was convinced. From now on I will be giving my burgers a “living tilt”
God dammit, I did not see that coming. 😂😂😂
I somehow knew it was coming but still read it all like a dumbass
Are you new to the internet? Very fun times ahead.
masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score
7/7 is too “American showroom”, which is why 5/7 is a perfect score.
That you Brendan?
On rice?
And here I was RIVETED
Dude got me hook, line, and fucking sinker.
Gimme back my sinker
They got me in the first half
Then they got me in the second half
Lmao I’m not even mad. Bravo.
Damn, my brain already commited that to its eFuse region.
Good fucking god there needs to be a rule against lying on the internet
There already is!
Yeah. It’s rule 34
It was actually pioneered by Thatcher in the 80s, if you don’t believe me google Margaret Thatcher Rule 34
straight to jail, don’t pass go, don’t collect $200
That was as smooth as a shark.
Gosh darn it, ya got me.
Somewhere in the world, SpongeBob has a csi type theory board on his wall and hes posed in the Always Sunny meme explaining this concept to a completely disinterested squidward.
This comment has mad nineteen ninety eight mankind undertaker hell in a cell vibes.








