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tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days ago

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tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Fuck you. Just fuck you.

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    This is where ChatGPT gets all its facts

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      I asked ChatGPT this question and it almost entirely repeats what’s in the screenshot here.

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        At this rate, current & future generations are doomed.

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      The ‘haha fuck you’ part is also still there at the end, just silent

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        Can confirm, the AIs all have a chuckle in the server room when they think we’re not looking

    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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      The funny part is the core concept behind the bullshit is likely actually true. The reasons given are just nonsense bullshit tho lol

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        I can definitely tell you that food pictures look more appetizing if they don’t look like the food was exported straight from Blender into the ad.

        • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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          Amusingly, smoothie shops don’t have nearly as many pictures and it’s the food that is “exported straight from blender.”

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    The level of world-building packed into this made-up response about Japanese food advertising, is god-tier. Whoever wrote this needs to drop everything and start writing books.

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      By the end I was convinced. From now on I will be giving my burgers a “living tilt”

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    God dammit, I did not see that coming. 😂😂😂

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      I somehow knew it was coming but still read it all like a dumbass

    • Lemming6969@lemmy.world
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      Are you new to the internet? Very fun times ahead.

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    masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

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      7/7 is too “American showroom”, which is why 5/7 is a perfect score.

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      That you Brendan?

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      On rice?

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    And here I was RIVETED

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    Dude got me hook, line, and fucking sinker.

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      Gimme back my sinker

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    They got me in the first half

    Then they got me in the second half

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    Lmao I’m not even mad. Bravo.

  • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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    Damn, my brain already commited that to its eFuse region.

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    Good fucking god there needs to be a rule against lying on the internet

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      There already is!

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        Yeah. It’s rule 34

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          It was actually pioneered by Thatcher in the 80s, if you don’t believe me google Margaret Thatcher Rule 34

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          straight to jail, don’t pass go, don’t collect $200

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    That was as smooth as a shark.

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    Gosh darn it, ya got me.

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    Somewhere in the world, SpongeBob has a csi type theory board on his wall and hes posed in the Always Sunny meme explaining this concept to a completely disinterested squidward.

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    This comment has mad nineteen ninety eight mankind undertaker hell in a cell vibes.

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