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Bioengineering has gone too far!
Nice! That’s way more creative than the one I posted yesterday.
“P-please… be gentle…” 🥺
Must…. Pull….
I feel like if your condiment cow’s udders need to have this many warnings on it then you’ve done a bad job making your condiment cow. What is the point of sparking the imagination only to body-slam it into the concrete of reality? We have the technology, we can give it pullable teats!
So I’ve never milked a cow before but I completely agree with you that my first instinct is to pull, so non-pullable teats is a design flaw.
But then I looked online and it seems that for a real teat the instructions say, “Don’t pull”.
So maybe, just maybe, the warnings are there to teach the proper way to milk a BBQ sauce teat.
The design is probably super shit.
I bet people have pulled in the past, and yanked out the entire squeeze bottle, which is possibly not closed on the end, causing a massive mess.
Yeah no, and they’ll try to make the vegans sound crazy.
Here’s an even weirder one.
The cow at least makes sense; why tf are we milking a pig?!?
While we’re at it, someone make an almond version of this udder dispenser thing so we can finally put the argument to rest
I’ll say it, someone has to.
Make it with a human. Doesn’t matter if male or female, both can be milked.
They had this in Clockwork Orange.
Desperate times, desperate measures
🔫😡 Now milk the pig
🫡
For the farm fresh hot ranch experience
You guys don’t rape a cow and take away her child to sreal her milk? You guys are annoying as hell
fat vegan
Lay off the chips
Well that’s… Mildly unnerving…
It’s utterly unnerving…
Dare I say, udderly unnerving.
That’s my set for tonight, you’ve been a lovely audience. Try out the salad bar and give it up for the next act. Good night!
Yes that was the joke.
Yes,…and I picked up on that!
(That was close)
this is… sweet but also… so weird and uncomfortable.
it makes me think that the “farm owner” is a fun person but also… perhaps a bit out of touch. environmental story telling.
Yeah it fit the vibe of the place but this was absolutely eye catching on the way out
What’s even the point with no HP?
“I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?”
Why do people keep posting pictures of me
pls let me dispense condiments in peace
Do you have a link to the other udder dispenser? I saw that yesterday and can’t find it again
i do not, i am deeply sorry
Cowndiment
