The best part of living in an area with a lot of Muslims is all the halal burger places that use beef bacon.
This is not even a joke. It wasn’t funny or even bad the first time it was used and definitely not the one million times since.
It’s akin to a 5 year old holding a piece of shit under another 5 year old’s nose to make them react: the other shrugs it off and you only end up smelling like shit yourself.
bone-petite is so cringe it caused me physical pain
I think it’s actually intentional because a thing asshats are trying is to make fun of how he isn’t muscular.
… because you know… Lifting weights has so much to do with being Mayor…
I do think their bone is quite petite
I find direct offensive bigots really interesting, they clearly have problems in their life, and their response to these problems is to create MORE problems.
I have enough problems in my life to try and actively stir up more of them.
“hey man fuck you”
Whenever I encounter a problem in my life, I toss a molotov cocktail. That immediately turns into a different problem.
This is the mathematician’s approach. When faced with a novel problem seek to reduce it to a known problem, and solve that. This assumes you know how to solve the problem of everything being on fire.
See, it can’t be that big of a problem when it’s ashes right?
BORTLES!!!
Jason was a simple man - https://youtu.be/EKWW6oFQDZY
That immediately turns into the same problem.
As long as you can deal with arson, you’re golden.
Is is racist when Muslim is not a race?
I thought we covered this after 9/11.
It is racist because the vast majority of Muslims are South Asian and Middle Eastern.
The first hate murder commited in NYC was against a Sikh man because to these folk brown = Muslim.
Most of these people think Muslim is a race of people with more melanin than them.
he didn’t say racist.
It is when the racist thinks Muslim is a race. On a related note, i got called racist here lemmy for being anti American. Americans really really wanna be the victims
Muslim is not a race, which makes the “defending” comment racist by itself
Ask a racist to tell you what a Muslim looks like. If they describe a person they’ve attached it to race. If they answer that it is a religion and not a race congrats you found the world’s smartest racist
Human races don’t exist and are a concept made up by racists to justify their discrimination.
I fucking hate this “x is not a race” argument so much for that reason. Nothing is a race.
Yes, I get your point, I meant that dividing by culture/religion is the same as dividing by random stuff like skin color, so the first is as shitty as the second
… No. It means they made a terminology error.
Fair, I have updated my comment to change racist to bigot
Critical vegan-halal solidarity against cringe meatposturing.
In America eating meat is seen as masculine and the women there actually have offspring with men that see the world this way. Some even see it this way themselves. Cringe-nation.
Between this, random circumcision and guns having more rights than children…
Meat eater here, I also don’t like these cringey meat lovers. Worst are the carnivore diet evangelists, they’ll call you vegan if you eat any plant based food.
Ugh, I hate the carnivore diet folks because I have a really good friend that did it and actually lost a bunch of weight and got back to being much more healthy and spry. How do you gently bring up the long term crap that it can do without sounding like an ass as your friend gets happier and happier? Luckily he reintroduced vegetables at two months in, but I know of some idiots who don’t.
So many of these diets boil down to cutting calories by cutting high calorie foods like carbs (especially sugars) and fats.
Calorie counting is the only tool needed to lose weight.
I’ve been skinny, muscular, and chubby all on a typical diet and again on a vegan diet.
Seen this joke a million times and it’s never been funny.
That’s why i don’t tell people i’m vegan, because these jokes are all so fresh and hilarious.
Eat any good dogs lately?
I am outraged by that bone-petite. Which bone is petite? Why does their bacon have bones?!
Very skinny (ribs and hipbone very visible) and small breasted woman.
Bone apple tea
I always thought that’s like a joke, now i saw so many americans say bon apple tea that i’m so sure anymore.
🦴 🍎 🦷
🦴🍎 ☕️
🥚🌽
🦴🍎🍵❓
I wouldn’t assume someone who writes bone petite would know that the second “t” is near-silent, so I went with the phonetic emoji alphabet version. 😅
frenchy here : the second “t” isn’t silent at all, you’re confusing it with “petit”, the masculine version, where the second “t” is indeed silent.
I understand; I said “near-silent” because I don’t know of a better way to describe it (diminished? unemphisised? 🤷🏻♂️)
Mind you, my experience with French is mostly limited to Duolingo and Google Translate - and could very well be wrong.
So bone apple tooth? Sounds completely off.
I was aiming for teeth, so that’s on me for only including one! 😅
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That sounds more like bon appétit than bone-petite
Ummm… Well… Yes…
r/boneappletea has been a thing for almost two decades at this point, and that subreddit was dedicated to people misspelling words and phrases with spellings that indicated that the person had only heard, but never seen the word.
average fopah
Considering who wrote it, it should read “boner petite”
Bone-petite is as much French as a neo-Nazi will ever master. This guy is probably considered sophisticated in MAGA circles.
He’s just letting him know his penis is small
The stapes/stirrup bone is pretty petite.
boneappletea
Also, on top of being raging racists,isn’t this kinda … Pedo? … Bone … Petite … I mean, really …
Hmmmmmm curious as to why this was your first thought…
If you speak french that does sound like pedo shit…
Right? I’m into petite women because I’m 6’4 and the best sex I’ve ever had was when I was 19yo banging a 5’2" 34yo fit mom. Petite does not equal young.
Speaking like a normal person and not a salesman is probably helping him quite a lot.
I literally believe an innocent, defenseless, sentient creature was systematicallty and needlessly tortured and murdered to make this and that my tax dollars paid to subsidize it. If this isn’t triggering to me, I can’t even imagine how fucking stupid this looks to Muslims who think God forbids it. Like should someone fire back a video of themselves disregarding the Sabbath and expect Christians to care?
And isn’t pork haram predominantly because it was considered by people like Muhammad to be impure? So this sounds more like someone sending them a video of scraping gum off the underside of a desk and chewing it. You sure owned them.
I can’t even imagine how fucking stupid this looks to Muslims who think God forbids
Truthfully it probably doesn’t matter to them that much. They are told not to eat pork because it is unclean. Why care if someone else does it? It’s not like it’s a sacred animal they were commanded not to eat. I think that’s a big difference
It was probably considered impure because pigs have a big parasite issue before industrialization and improper cooking often led to people getting sick or dying.
A lot of religious “rules” can typically be boiled down to trying to keep people alive by making sure they avoid potential dangerous things, increasing their hygiene, or just making life easier and reducing hardships.
It’s almost like people in charge realized that it would be easier to get people to do things if it meant going to heaven and avoiding hell instead of jail or something.
The stated reason is because pigs are considered unclean because they’ll live in conditions we consider dirty, and will eat things we consider unclean.
It can be very tempting to look at ways that modern beliefs and practices overlap with historical ones and find ways that make them “make sense” from a modern perspective. This can make it harder to understand what people actually believed, or see the framework they were using, pushing the “oddness” somewhere else, like a bubble under a piece of plastic.
For parasites, we think of pork as carriers of parasites in the modern world because our supply chain has eliminated them from other commonly eaten meats.
This lines up with 2/3 of abrahamic religions having a prohibition against pork: they must have gotten the right answer for the wrong reason.
Except in the times those religions were developed pigs weren’t greater vectors than other animals.
There were also other contemporaneous cultures that didn’t have that prohibition despite very similar circumstances. If it were a food safety issue we would expect to see other cultures have the same prohibition. Similar problems have similar solutions after all.https://archaeology.org/issues/march-april-2025/letters-from/on-the-origin-of-the-pork-taboo/
See also Leviticus… lots of food safety prohibitions there.
I went to school with a muslim and that was the first time i heard that they don’t eat pork. When i asked why, he said because they lived on the bottom of the ark and ate the shit of other animals. I love pigs and don’t care why people don’t eat them, i’m just happy they don’t
The Quran does not specify the reason for the prohibition and this is the common theory. Other theories i have heard, but not from scholars, revolve around pigs being particularly social and empathetic animals. Although the same can be said for grazing animals and many hunted animals that are considered halal.
Or it’s like evolution. There were a lot of arbitrary rules and the ones which actually made people survive thus survived as well.
My favorite example of this is the protocols for finding mold in your house.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+14%3A33-53&version=NIV
Sure in isolation it’s an odd thing for God to care about, but without a doubt it saved countless lives
What kind of mould was this, I wonder? It sounds gross, and if such efforts went into eradication it must have been super toxic.
Super interesting!
He shall kill one of the birds over fresh water in a clay pot. Then he is to take the cedar wood, the hyssop, the scarlet yarn and the live bird, dip them into the blood of the dead bird and the fresh water, and sprinkle the house seven times. He shall purify the house with the bird’s blood, the fresh water, the live bird, the cedar wood, the hyssop and the scarlet yarn. Then he is to release the live bird in the open fields outside the town. In this way he will make atonement for the house, and it will be clean.”
Being a priest must have been a very different job back in the day.
That and drawing a division between the in-group (who must follow the laws, but are protected) and the out-groups (who are filthy barbarians whom one does not fraternise with)
I’m probably dumb but why is “this isn’t garlic” funny?
Garlic deters vampires.
The joke is that bacon doesn’t deter Muslims.
Some of them actually love it.
Same energy as baptists. I had a lutheran teacher who would wear a shirt sometimes that read, “Always bring two baptists on your fishing boat, otherwise one will drink all your beer!”
One of my favourite childhood food memories was my (jewish) grandmothers roast pork. It’s been 20 years since I last had it and I still haven’t had crackling that good.
fr fr, my dad worked with a muslim guy that would snaffle bacon sandwiches when his wife wasnt watching
I mean Muslims shouldn’t eat pork, or use products derived from killing pigs for that matter, unless health or life are at risk. This sometimes becomes an issue if material derived from pigs is used in medical products, where it might become necessary to consume it nonetheless if no halal alternative is available
However being around pork is not an issue and when it comes to things like a shared BBQ good practice would be to grill the halal food before the other food, or use different roasts.
Imagine being both such a lame troll and having this much time on your hands
Don’t Muslims just eat turkey bacon?
Depends on time, place and everything else really. Muslim cultures for the most part don’t have the concept of bacon, and there are alternatives other than turkey bacon for the ones that do, but turkey bacon is one alternative yes.
Maybe it’s time to step away from the Nazi table.
Don’t call him “brother.” Jim Kirk’s PFP is a Nazi dogwhistle. He’s an enemy of Allah.
Now this might shock you, but I don’t think that my brother thing was him being genuine.
In the Nazi bar, I would just retort:
I’m glad the pig can feed your brainworms, if you think lard scraps offends us. How goes the search for those missing little girls btw?
Keep your enemies close, eh.
bonerpatty!
You want fries with that?
