I wanna see the fucker go down like a sack of potatos mid self-aggrandizing rant and the bonk of his head off the podium to be sampled into a thousand ebm tracks
I miss '80s and '90s industrial music filled with sampled speeches too.
Skinny Puppy coming out of retirement for one track makes my wee wee tickle
Heh. I just miss the general sense of fun that type of music had. I mean it’s no big deal these days but having sampled audio from movies, etc in songs was wild to me.
dude i have a Benjamin down on an Elvis. Doesn’t have to be eating, but we’re talking massive blowout on camera
Fingers crossed, hitting your head super hard when falling is also a pretty good way to die. People hit their heads on nightstands falling out of beds and die all the time.
This has been my biggest wish
It shits me that the orange plague is going to die in comfort, surrounded by expensive doctors easing his symptoms. The pedophile cunt deserves ALL the suffering in the world, after the harm he has caused to humanity !
He’s vain. If he really did have a stroke, and can comprehend the fact that people are making fun of his droopy crooked smirk; that is worse than prison for him.
There’s still hope that he’ll become a locked in vegetable
Famous people always die three at a time. It’s a rule…of three. Let’s go #2!
And if this is from a stroke, $100 says that’s where he was that weekend he “died”.
Sooner he goes back to hell the faster we can fix his screwups
He had a stroke. COVID infected in at his age have double the chances of stroke later on.
He can talk to Charlie about how karma is a bitch.
Karma would have been him rotting in a prison cell for the last 40 or so years
He might cop a locked in
My deepest wish for him.
He will be a steaming pile of shit in his next life.
I haven’t given up hope.
Uh huh. Remote diagnosis through grainy video. Bell’s palsy is far more likely.
he’ll be the oldest president in history upon leaving office.
That assumes he makes it 3 years. I’m not so sure that his health will hold out that long.
Lots of people, the best people in fact, are saying it was another mini stroke.
Stormy says all his strokes are mini…if you know what I mean.
I mean he has a small penis.
The best mini stroke they’ve ever seen.
I might have to agree.
The doctor had tears in his eyes and he said, “sir, this was a stroke of genius.” You know my uncle was a genius, very good brain, good genes, that I can tell you.
Come on guys, it’s a bit mean to suggest he’s had a stroke.
He could have simply shat his pants due to dementia, as is perfectly normal and healthy for the commander in chief of the most powerful military in the world to do.
Sorry to upset people thinking of him dieing soon, but they’re going to sit him in a gold throne, kept barely alive, in suspended animation, then keep him alive and in charge for 40,000 years.
They’ll use AI every time they want him to “say something”.
That’s it, I’m jumping in the nearest warp storm.
I’m gonna join the first Genestealer cult that gets to me first.
I think I’d personally join up with Khorne. I’m not much for violence or rage, but I feel like he offers a pretty straightforward deal compared to the other gods. No shenanigans, no chance of becoming a spawn as long as I do what I’m supposed to, and although he’s not gonna protect me he also isn’t gonna backstab me.
Maybe I can forge weapons or something while blasting Amon Amarth? I feel like that’s Khorne enough.
Ah yes, the “aint much, but its honest work” khorne disciples.
Can something die if it was never truly alive?
Heck, we need Karl Franz, not the emperor of mankind.
With our luck we’ll end up with a Goge Vandire. Trump’s death will cause a power vacuum and it will get worse.
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
The nation calls.
So does that mean they need to sacrifice 1000 teenage girls a day to keep it powered?
Basically, yes. It’s all explained in the Epstein Files.
Serious question - given the changes in the US government recently, what are the odds a president JD Vance tries to continue the push toward authoritarianism?
He’s Thiel’s blood boy. So 100%.
The guy with the charisma bypass? Guaranteed he’ll try.
Bell’s Palsy maybe? I don’t think stroke victims are able to pretend they are well while it is in progress.
That was my first thought too. Bells Pasy just makes your face droop. You’re not cognitively impaired in any way from it. My step dad had that back about 10 years ago maybe? Only thing that makes me think it might be more is his face is far droopier than my stepdads ever was.
I feel like Bells Palsy is a sort of paralysis from the virus/bacteria (i forget which one it is that causes it). And this seemed more extreme. But who knows, cant diagnose someone from a picture.
Edit: Cause unknown for Bells Pasy. You learn something new every day. I thought it was caused by a virus or bacterial infection, thats what I was told as a kid.
It can be caused by lyme disease but not necessarily.
I believe you right side can stay paralyzed after a stroke. Doesn’t have to be in progress.
Yeah my knowledge of strokes is quite limited. I only figured out there were different types, i.e. blood vessels in brain bursting vs blockage in heart stopping blood to brain. There are probably more.
That was my thought too. It happened to my mom once. Half of the face sort of sags
False hope sucks, don’t tell us until something more substantial happens
Right before i got banned from reddit, people starting posting articles that said “Trump, 79, build a new concrete garden…”
Stop playing with my emotions like that!!! Those titles aren’t cool.
Yeah, people have been saying this kind of thing for almost 10 years now. It’s wishful thinking.
10 years? I only started to hear about it from around 2021. He was significantly less energetic at the time compared to his first term.
Well if it makes you feel any better, things will get worse after his replacement is able to more effectively implement the party’s agenda.
South Park should do an episode with the child rapists dick also drooping on one side.
yeah cool… where are the Epstein files?
We all want him gone, I’m just always gonna be sore we won’t ever see him destitute and imprisoned. We shouldn’t have had to rely on the inevitable to rid us of this human parasite.
Maybe he’ll suffer for a few months unable to get out of bed while getting to scroll through posts of death-wishes and people celebrating?
Would be nicer if he was handcuffed to said bed for the duration though-- for being found guilty of raping children since he is a child rapist who raped kids.
Honestly, that would be worse for us, as they’d continue to invoke his name and say “this is what he wants done” and autopen the shit out of things with us having no recourse to prove otherwise.
At least if he’s confirmed dead, they can still invoke his name, but it’ll be blunted and it will hopefully put a serious crack, if not break, the cult of personality hold on a lot of MAGAts
Death is the great equalizer
Honestly I don’t even care about justice anymore I just want the bleeding to stop so we can start healing
Understandable but gotta be pragmatic and take the wins we get.
Well, there’s always his family, ya?
