Real shame we couldn’t get everybody to agree that a person is entitled to a bounty. Like take out a Billionaire, and you’re entitled to take like 2 million for every billion they were worth, and the rest is redistributed.
I mean just putting the idea out there, and making them think even their secretary or cook might be thinking that 2m+ is looking pretty tasty. They’d live looking over their shoulders their whole life. Could literally be anybody, at anytime, including one of their guards.
Why do we want the rest to fall in line? Why not just eat them all, and prevent the next billionaire from ever existing in the first place?
“fall in line” here means redistribute their unearned wealth
it means avoiding being eaten. The People are easily placated. That’s how they become billionaires to begin with, no one stops them because shiny thing! The other billionaires would each donate like 10% of their wealth to foundations they already control and people will think that’s so fucking awesome of them.
then we’ll eat a second
Only way to do that is through taxes and a world wide wealth cap.
Anyone worth a million dollars has all their next income 100% go to taxes until their worth goes below
Nobody should be able to just gather unlimited resources
Because billionaires are inevitable thanks to our economic system and the indomitable human spirit.
If we eat them all, they will just keep spawning
I think “eat the rich” implies also a significant change in the economic system towards something actually democratic and scientific.
Democracy was a mistake. It allows any idiot to rule as long as the people choOse them.
We need something like a god emperor ruling upon us or something.
Neoliberal western democracy is not the only style of democracy possible
Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Nonono.
Don’t eat junk food!
Compost and eat the veggies!
dude i’m returning some billions of dollars worth of bones to the ecosystem. i can eat all the junk food i want.
Let them sleep with a fishes.
Gross have you seen them? Imagin eating a musk burger…vomit. I’d rather the rat burger from Demolition man.
Sacrifices have to be made for a better world
As in literally eat one? Ew, I don’t want to get billionaire cooties
Can we do something else instead?
Baker’s dozen just to be safe
*dozen✅
No need to eat them. Just tax them and thier companies into oblivion.
One for every person ICE killed this year.
Nah, need a succession of them. Look at that uhc asshole. If more keep getting popped, maybe. Luigi is being framed so hopefully the real shooter gets another.
But once you pop, you just can’t stop.
I don’t know. I hear they’re pretty rich.
I keep telling yas, them damn oligarchs have way too much gristle!
Gotta trim the fat you know
Not to be disrespectful to Japan, but it’s like the dropping of the atom bombs in WW2: the first one sends the message that we have the power to do it, the second sends the message that we’re not afraid to keep doing it
We eat the top 3 billionaires each year, redistribute their wealth, and watch them all climb over each other for the #4 spot
The modified Athenian model, I support it.
All they have to do is give away enough to not be billionaires anymore. Seems more than fair.
I like this. The Hungry Games.
Awesome 👍🏼 🤣🤣🤣
We eat the top 10 at least. Any less and the message won’t be clear.
Luigi shot one, they only upped their security. We must not stop at one.
Brian Thompson only had a net worth of $43m when he died.
That is mere pocket change to the actual Billionaire class, where the three most wealthy individuals on this planet each extract $40m+ of interest on their net worth PER DAY.
Damn, imagine if people actually kidnapped Elon Musk and ate it live
They’d get sick from food poisoning and ketamine overdose.
Also, is erectile disfunction contagious?
Well first of all he’s entirely innocent. So jot that down.
But if someone like Luigi had killed that CEO, that still wouldn’t be the same as a billionaire.
We didn’t eat him. I really think it’s the cannibalism that sends the message.
Holy cow and sacred broccoli.
Kuru is a thing.
Let’s not do that. Let’s put them to work. Proper work. Like plowing fields. By hand. Under the sun. From sun up to sun down.
I know many hungry dogs that would be fine with it
In fact, billionaire dog chow sounds like a great treat.
I wouldn’t give to mine. Too high of a risk of them getting sick.
Kuru happens when you eat brains, just don’t eat brains and you’ll be ok.
I wouldn’t expect more value from their physical labor.
This is about value. It’s about pure, unadultered, punishment.
That one wasn’t eaten.
that’s the point, it can’t be just one. has to be at least two or three.
After the first one they did get scared like you said. Even the health insurance companies got a bit scared and for a brief time they started “doing good”. briefly. then they waited. no one else got whacked. so it was back to the “norm”.
You gotta cull a few of them in order for things to change.
CEOs aren’t often billionaires, they 100% do the whipping for them though
Once is an outlier. Twice is a coincidence. Three or more is a threat.
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Which one? WHICH ONE?
Definitely Musk being a top contender for billionaire stew.
Not eating anything with the name musk especially preceded by Elon. Elongated musk stew sounds gross AF
Can’t we eat one that actually looks like they might taste good, tho? 😩
Hunger is the best spice and the people are very hungry.
None of them do though.
Our other top contenders are Bezos and Gates. For a proper stew, you want the fat to render into the sauce, so that disqualifies them both.
That piece of chemical waste? God knows how much drugs these degenerates have in their system.
Going to be difficult finding a billionaire that doesn’t fall into this category.
I’m good with getting a little high off ketamine if it means Musk gets turned into a hobbit stew.
What about Ellison?
The top one, Elon.
